Thursday, May 20, 2010

Poll....What your name say about you?

The Men's Names – (scroll down for the women’s names)





Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.


Able - totally useless.


Adam - not very bright and not very pretty, has almost mastered hygiene.


Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.


Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.


Alex - cute and tall but a liar and a cheat.


Alistair - likes being tied up, and really enjoys playing with train sets


Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule. Bad diet.


Andrew - Highly intelligent and wears a kilt. Poor standards of hygiene. Homicidal tendencies.


Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain. Looks in the mirror too much.


Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.


Arnold - loser.


Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.


Avenir - reads too many fantasy books, wears armour to bed.


Baron - Reads SAS books, wants to go out and shoot something or somebody.


Barry - lights fires, pinches girl’s bottoms and is well hung.


Barnaby - very big, very strong and very gentle, cries a lot.


Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.


Bill - thinks he's really popular, thinks all the girls want him ...he's wrong.


Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.


Brad - short and squat, has bad breath.


Braden - Drop out and doesn't care, will set record for longest employee at McDonalds.


Brandon - good looking but uses girls. Not very academic.


Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.


Brett - worldwide **** and really insensitive, women love him.


Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, he's just a very naughty boy.


Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.


Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.


Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.


Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.


Callum - tall and geeky, very defensive.


Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.


Cameron - Australian. Big muscles.


Carl - horny. bastard, who can't sing.


Carlo - dark and brooding, for some unknown reason girls seem to like him!


Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.


Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.


Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.


Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.


Christian - Gay but very sexy and seductive.


Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.


Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.


Clive - trainspotter ... dull as ditchwater.


Cole - nice, funny, and very stupid.


Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.


Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.


Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.


Crispin - Ugly homosexual. Fancies himself. Successful


Curtis - needs constant mothering and reassurance.


Damien - spawn of the devil, but in a good way.


Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.


Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.


Danny - Wears stylish clothes and has silky womens underwear beneath them.


Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.


Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.


Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.


Darwyn - exercises too much, favourite word Ug Daryl - pompous and


overbearing, likes using big words that only he understands.


David - Sensible and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.


Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.


Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.


Dele - well endowed likes blondes. Looks in the mirror too much


Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ******.


Derek - has a great sense of humour, and a blow-up doll collection.


Dillon - Stupid but well-built, women just use him for sex.


Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please anybody.


Don - ********, nobody likes him.


Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.


Drew - bad-**** loser who never shuts up.


Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.


Dylan - thinks he's funny, falls asleep during sex.


Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.


Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an ********.


Elis - would rather make model airoplanes than have sex.


Elliott - full of himself.


Eric - shy and timid like a little mouse.


Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and a model mental patient.


Finn - Completely indecisive, suffers terribly with Catholic guilt.


Frank - single helix DNA and it shows.


Fraser - sucks pigs ***** %26amp; swallows the lot.


Frederick/Fred/Freddie - wants to rule the world. Loves women


Fritz - Loves playing games. Never wins.


Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Can't play rugby.


Gary - drug addict but willing to share.


Garry - forever fiddling with himself and wonders why no-one will shake hands.


Gavin - likes bondage, S%26amp;M with other men.


Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.


George - barman who drinks more than he serves.


Gerry - quiet and insecure, a doormat.


Gilbert - Morris dancer, collects antique sweet wrappers.


Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth. good teacher. crap in bed.


Gordon - big bloke in a dirty raincoat, kinda flashy.


Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.


Graham/Graeme - will screw anything.


Grahame - thinks he's better than other Grahams because he has an extra 'e'.


Grant - Short and ugly! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.


Greg - really sweet and feels suicidally sorry for himself.


Harry - Good at sport. Women love him. Blokes hate him.


Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.


Haydn - tries hard, succeds rarely.


Heinz - Likes variety in his life. in his fifties. Overweight.


Henry - dull, dull, dull, dull ... likes trains and tweed jackets, probably a science teacher.


Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.


Howell - sings too much.


Ian - likes to stuff animals and dress up in women's clothing.


Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.


Izzy - circumsized, but they threw away the wrong bit.


Jake - shy and sweet but a **** when drunk.


Jamie - Devious scum of the earth.


James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.


Jarrod - Arrogant, stuck-up, pompous and annoying. Loves himself totally


and has lots of mirrors.


Jason - Gayer than a pink fairy winning a trophy at the gayest pink fairy competition.


Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. which is a problem because


he has bad breath.


Jeff - really ugly.


Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.


Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.


Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.


Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.


Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection but wanks too much.


Jimmy - Goes to the toilet twice a night, doesn't always get up for it.


Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Bisexual


Joel - ****.


John - has few friends and no life - tends to kill small animals.


Jon - Not too bright will end up married to a cousin.


Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.


Jonathon - think he's good - he's ****. Looks in the mirrror too much.


Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Hung like a wildebeest.


Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.


Josh - full of himself, fun. And has huge lips which resembles a ladies vagina.


Julian - used to be a wooden boy, but is now almost real with a big nose.


Junior - Not very clever, but good at football.


Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful and overweight.


Kain - one of the sexiest guys alive but very stuck up.


Keegan - always has a bit of his last meal displayed on his clothes.


Kev - lager lout, wears cheap and loud clothes.


Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends and then loses them when they see his dick!


Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.


Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.


Kerry - wants to be in a boy band but he's not pretty enough.


Kirk - good looking, worries that he might be gay.


Kurt - can kick anyone's ****.


Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.


Larry - cute but wannabe player with big ****.


Laurey - short and funny looking.


Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total **** bandit.


Levi - same as Lee only not so pretty.


Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser. Welsh


Liam - loud mouthed ********.


Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.


Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.


Luke - seems to be sweet.


Madison - so far up his own **** there's no room for his boyfriend.


Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers. And is gay!!!


Mark - Good looking and very clever. Every woman would if she could.


Marshall - Never seems to age, this is because he is in fact an anderoid!


Martin - Stud. Loves himself. would make a good lawyer.


Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ****.


Matty - Life and soul of the party, could get a corpse dancing.


Menno - built like a horse. Only does it doggy.


Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl. Doesn't like


to work too hard. Sexual deviant


Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.


Mintesh - boy racer, the ******** who drives with the stereo too loud and


the windows down even though it's cold!


Mitchell - big bloke, sweats a lot, usually pure alcohol.


Mohammed - small penis, but still really enjoys playing with it.


Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.


Nick - inbred - can't get past the missionary position though.


Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed but


only on his own.


Noel - only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.


Oliver - likes men but is in denial.


Oscar - complete loser, hated by his parents.


Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.


Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.


Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.


Peter - Likes sheep more than girls, will probably end up married to a relative.


Phillip - homophobic, image conscious twat, likes to **** poodles.


Ramsey - thinks he's posh but is actually a knob.


Raymond - doesn't like to be called Ray because it sounds too 'straight'.


Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big


Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.


Rikki - see above, but can't even spell.


Rob - constantly watches porn.


Robin - Ugly and not very bright, probably a teacher.


Roger - acts like a wanker when drunk ... Permanently drunk!


Rory - men are only nice to him so they can talk to his sister.


Roy - total loser and computer genius.


Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.


Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an ********. Pantomime dame


Ryan - short and stout, but popular.


Sam - wannabe sex machine.


Sandeep - complete anorak, owns a metal detector.


Sean - thinks he's James Bond, in reality a dipstick.


Scott - has serious disabilities. likes winter sports


Sean - has small deformed testicles and no friends.


Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.


Shane - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.


Shannon - like the, river wet and full of ****.


Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.


Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.


Sonny - thinks he's tough and proves it with young girls and boys.


Spencer - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin


Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.


Stuart - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster


Taylor - Gay, gay, gay, gay ....


Terry - small and wirey with a nasty temper.


Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.


Toby - best blow ever.


Tom - cool but can be very arrogant.


Tomas - part-druid, likes to dance round things naked.


Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. tendency to megalomania


Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.


Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.


Troy - cute and popular.


Tyrone - Big bloke with a gay moustache, but nobody dares tell him.


Ty - small and kind of shrivelled.


Var - adventurous type, can't sit quietly and so is very annoying.


Wade - huge bloke, people jog round him and have to stop halfway for a rest.


Walter - Rich, but with no taste in anything, so the money is a bit of a waste.


Wasim - Good at sport. Likes bondage. Intelligent.


Warren - cool, homosexual guy. Picks his nose alot.


Wesley - great guy and easy to not notice.


Will - wishes he were popular.


William - not very tall, but ultra-cool.


Zach - sweet and polite and twisted.


Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.*





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The Women's Names





Abby - agony aunt, always willing to explain about your confused sexuallity.


Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.


Adie - quiet and shy, but when you get to know her .. quiet and shy.


Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs.


Alana - pretty and popular, but with very dark secrets.


Alexandra - popular but very loud, sometimes forgets to bathe.


Alice - likes horses but looks like Kermit's girlfriend.


Alicia - pretty and knows it, watches herslf go by in shop windows.


Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.


Alyssa - wants to be 'exotic', but only manages to be 'strange'.


Amanda - I.Q. smaller than her bra size, a good shag, but she does practice a lot.


Amber - stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible.


Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Likes any man not wearing trousers


Anastasia - overly-loud, wears clothes 2 sizes too small.


Andrea - Small breasts, small ****, drinks pints and plays a mean game of pool.


Andrina - dark and sultry, pretends she's a Russian spy.


Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.


Anita - Beautiful girl with perfect hair and a body to die for.


Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.


Annette - She's BIG, like really BIG!!.


Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.


Anne-Marie - Gorgeous and with a great taste in blokes, has perfectly


formed breasts


Annie - Drinks too much, always wakes up next to ugly guys.


Ashlee - Dyslexic and spends all day thinking about sex.


Aurora - Beautiful and sexy, every mans dream, but sadly swings the other way.


Azaria - Beautiful and exotic with the brain power of an orchid.


Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance. Wears alot of make up


Bea - Beautiful, sexy, original, but nearly impossible to satisfy in bed.


Becky - one of the boys, knows about football and cars, unusually tall.


Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.


Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.


Beth - Empty headed, big breasted, and easy.


Bettina - Dominatrix.


Beverley - Trapped in an eighties time warp.


Bianca - Ginger. Big mouth.


Birgit - big scary woman, likes small blokes she can intimidate.


Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.


Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.


Cait - Bow-legged country girl, really loves her horses.


Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.


Cara - lazy girl, eats too much junk-food and yet doesn't get fat - annoying.


Carie - just like the movie, a scary freak.


Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.


Carla - Down to earth with good child-bearing hips.


Carly - Party animal until she gets too drunk to stand up.


Carol - Bubbly, life and soul of the party and the bedroom.


Caroline - Lard ****, shaves her ears, picks her nose and shops at oxfam.


Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.


Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.


Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.


Chaz - life and soul of the party, plays the piano and then strips to her own music.


Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.


Chloe - Usually a weather-girl or a failed wannabe weather-girl.


Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.


Christina - Drop dead gorgeous and with a different bloke each night, well practiced.


Ciji - strange girl, sleeps with a vibrating teddy-bear.


Claire/Clare/Clair - Usually neurotic, gives good head but can have lesbian tendencies.


Courtney - Bit of a 'tomboy', rolls her own tampons.


Daisy - Virgin, works on a farm because she likes the way the tractor vibrates.


Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.


Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.


Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.


Debra/Debby - Porn star.


Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.


Dee - Enormous mouth, gets a lot of work in porn movies.


DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.


Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.


Di - Enjoys receiving oral sex, but doesn't like giving it.


Diana - Cuddly, which is a shame because she smells like cheese.


Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle.


Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.


Dorthe - smells of herrings, obsessed with over-sized sex toys.


Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths. average breasts.. likes sharp edges.


Eleanor - Very posh, always washing her hands, but likes her sex dirty.


Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.


Ella - Fiery temper, but when she's not shouting she's as cute as a kitten.


Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.


Ellen - Could well have eaten all the pies.


Elma - Shy, easily dominated by men.


Elsa - Kind of old fashioned, but with beautiful big hair.


Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.


Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!


Erminia - Small and graceful, slightly psychotic.


Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.


Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.


Eve - Shy timid creature until she has a drink, then she becomes very loud.


Evonne - Much happier now that the sex change operation was a success.


Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.


Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.


Felicity - One of the boys .. except that she has the most enormous nipples.


Fern - Posh with a large mouth, can hold a conversation whilst giving head.


Fiona - Female mud wrestler, badly needs a shave.


Fiyza - Very sexy, she knows it and she flaunts it


Francess - A lovely lady even if she is as common as muck!


Frankie - Wears leather underwear, if it's quiet you can hear her buzzing.


Gabriel - An **** to die for but pads her bra with tissues.


Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.


Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.


Gaynor - Wanna-be Lesbian who can't pull the girls.


Gemma - Talks too much, even during sex, even during oral sex!


Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.


Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.


Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.


Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.


Georgia - Loves her cakes, would rather have gateau than sex.


Georgina - Wants to be a man.


Grace - petite and pretty, ***** like a rabbit.


Grainne - Giggles excessively, sometimes wets herself.


Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.


Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.


Harriet - Wears tweed and green wellies to the pub.


Hayley - Pretty, likes fast cars and slow men.


Heather - Shags like a freight train, bit of a screamer.


Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn and is totally neurotic.


Helena - Likes to be in charge, wears a lot of black rubber.


Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins, hates Nazis.


Hilary - Frigid.


Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.


Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.


Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.


Isobel - Motorbike gang leader, sells guns for pocket money.


Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.


Jade - I once had a Jade, but hasn't everybody??


Jalaine - Strange, introverted girl, secretly into plastic model aeroplanes.


Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.


Janette - She's hot and she knows it, a prick-teaser.


Janice - Loud and over-the-top, tends to talk with her hands.


Jarla - Kinda like a female Ali-G only not as funny.


Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.


Jean - hangs around with old blokes and let's them buy her stuff.


Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.


Jenni - bone idle hence the tendency to shorten long words.


Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.


Jessica - Always shags on the first date and sometimes even before it.


Joanne/a - Moans in her sleep, moans when she wakes up, can't cook.


Jo - Bisexual and proud of it.


Joelle - Lively, exciting, jolly and fun ... sometimes too much so!


Josephine - Likes to be tied up and teased.


Jody - Dresses like a boy and eats live frogs for breakfast.


Joyce - Never stops talking ... for God's sake shut up woman!


Judith - Big eyes, big ****, big problem with ballance.


Judy - Huge ****, married to a retard.


Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes


Juliet - Eats too many chips, has greasy hair and a hairy ****.


Justine - Massive ****, likes hanging around men's toilets.


Julie - Likes outdoor sex, preferably with a chance of getting caught.


Kacie - cute and adorable, but prone to sulking.


Karen - Huge ****, shags like a rabbit.


Kate - kisses with her tongue and can hold a conversation whilst doing it.


Katherine - old-fashioned girl, giggles when anyone mentions naughty words.


Katy - Tom boy, likes her sex dirty, usually outdoors.


Katie - likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.


Kayleigh - The Lara Croft of Essex, great in bed (practice makes perfect)


Keira - person most likely to start a cult, related to Starlin.


Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.


Kelley - not very bright, can't spell Kelly.


Kelsey - Very clever, wears glasses, boys scare her.


Kerran - tries to be mysterious, but everyone has been there.


Kerry - pretty, cute, and changes underwear once a week.


Kiersten - very sexy to look at, hard to please in bed.


Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.


Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.


Krista - Cool and pretty, tends to daydream all day and sleepwalk all night.


Kristy - Shy until she gets drunk, prone to spots.


Kristen - Emotionally stunted, thinks Robot-Wars is cruel and should be banned.


Kylie - Can't sing but who cares ... lovely ****.


Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.


Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.


Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix


Lauren – Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.


Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.


Leanne - eats a lot of raw meat, most guys are scared of her.


Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.


Leonie - Tall girl who likes short boys, it's a power thing.


Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.


Leyla - Hot and horny, the girl that always will.


Lily - Makes a good friend, doesn't take crap from anyone.


Linda - Teenage bride can swallow oranges whole.


Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.


Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.


Liz - Long legged and brainy.


Lizbeth - Sensible and serious, can talk without moving her lips.


Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies


Lorrie - Named after the vehicle she weighs the same as.


Louise/a - Likes to get around, fantastic breasts.


Luci - cute and loveable


Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.


Lynn - Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.


Lynnette - Has the attention span of a budgerigar, likes pretty things.


Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.


Madusa - Really likes men, preferrably grilled with a side salad.


Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.


Mairi - Quiet and shy but incredibly clever, secretly planning to take over the world.


Mandy - Cute and cuddly, thick as a short plank.


Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.


Maria - Bangs like a barn door.


Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.


Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.


Marion - stuffs her bra with tissue, a bit cross-eyed.


Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.


Martina - Ugly lesbian.


Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice ****.


Mary - Likes men with long tongues and talented fingers.


Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.


Mavis - seems nice until you notice the black cat, broomstick and pointed hat.


Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.


Meghan - Cold, hard-hearted *****, enjoys upsetting little children.


Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.


Melinda - Trailer trash ... pretty, plump, and infected.


Melissa - Eats dogs, has been in prison 6 times for burglary.


Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.


Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.


Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.


Marsha - Big butt, small brain.


Molly - Pretty and naive, would like to be slimmer, wears clothes with too many flowers.


Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.


Nadine - Stunt Lady, can drink any bloke under the table! Don't mess with her.


Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.


Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.


Narelle - Likes dressing up as a French maid but not French.


Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.


Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.


Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.


Niamh - Quiet and cute, secretly wears mens under-wear.


Nicci - Pretty, blonde, nicely dressed and vacant.


Nichola - quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed.


Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.


Nicole - small sweet and with nice hair, should wear underwear more often.


Niki - wannabe mysterious spy but not bright enough.


Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.


Nissa - speach impediment causes her to hiss, fond of reptiles.


Olga - You can park a bike in her **** crack, excessive facial hair.


Olive - usually accompanied by a couple of people in white coats.


Olivia - Gorgeous and knows it, has to sew herself into her trousers..


Olwyn - stupid name, welsh, just unlucky I guess.


Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.


Patricia - Obsessive about appearances, yet denies that she's shallow.


Pat - short and common, one of the lads and a bit of a laff.


Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.


Peggy - Wears outdated clothes and will only do missionary position.


Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes her men to be stiff.


Peta - Rough and tough, seriously into bondage.


Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.


Phyliss - Thinks sex is dirty, always washing her hands.


Polly - nice girl with really bad dress-sense, fashion disaster, it's a shame.


Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.


Preya - can't cook or clean but good in bed.


Prudence - sensible girl, wears flat shoes, but will shag anything in trousers.


Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.


Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.


Rebekah - Not very bright, pretty, but sometimes forgets to bathe.


Renee - Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind.


Romany - Wild and beautiful, swings both ways.


Rosalind - Upper-class lady but works as a secret agent when the government needs her.


Rose - Can be prickly, gives good head.


Rosemary - Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face.


Roz - Only enjoys sex when she's tied up and spanked first.


Rula - She measures up well.


Ruth - Has stretch marks around her mouth.


Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.


Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.


Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.


Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.


Sara - Air-head, with a gorgeous body to compensate.


Sarah - intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.


Sarah-Jane - 'posh' girl, will screw anything in a BMW.


Sasha – Looks dreadful the morning after. Smokes cigars


Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.


Shannon - Beautiful, curvaceous, should be a model.


Sharon - The original ***** queen, uses everyone she meets.


Shauna - Lives in a trailer, has 16 kids each with a different surname.


Shelly - very cute, but a bit of a soft-hearted slapper.


Sheree - Cute, but very loud! desperately needs a volume control.


Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.


Shona - Librarian by day, exotic dancer by night.


Sinead - Wears big knickers and a vest, but is secretly very sexual.


Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.


Silka - Appears shy, but secretly Miss Whiplash the dominatrix.


Silke - Only ever has sex outdoors near her favourite tree.


Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.


Sonya – intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.


Sophia - Beautiful girl with long legs, a shame her **** is the size of a small country.


Sophie - Brothel manager because she's too ugly to be a working girl.


Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.


Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.


Stella - reassuringly expensive, she's worth every penny!


Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.


Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Very fertile.


Summer - wears flowers in her hair, a pretty dress, and no knickers.


Sylvia - loves the outdoors. Mad.


Tammy - Kind-hearted and generous, particularly in the bedroom.


Tanya/Tania - Hot minx, too short.


Tara - Upper class slapper, enjoys ranom chemicals.


Teresa - surprisingly small given the amount of alcohol she drinks.


Tina - Face like a smacked ****, should eat less.


Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.


Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.


Tracey - Lesbian.


Ursula - Likes puppies,usually in a hot curry.


Val - usually drunk, doesn't know where her knickers are.


Valerie - quaint and old-fashioned, someones aunt.


Vanessa - Beautiful, power-crazy *****.


Veronica - closet lesbian who sleeps around to prove she isn't!


Vicki - Likes Yoga. And Women.


Vikki - Drinks anything so long as it's got vodka in it.


Wendy - Possibly a man.


Zakia - Wants to be a spy when she grows up, but needs to wash more often.


Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.














i forgot CONAN smart super cool,,irresistible





Daryle- ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.








cade------ gay, but very unhappy.


epdug-------good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.


mikoy-----Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman.


genie-----Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Dominatrix








Nova--Beautiful, power-crazy








Colleen intelligent, funny and very talented when it comes to the naughty stuff.





Anjan Very shy, nearly always seen with a bright red face








Maren-Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.


Dalton -only goes out with girls so that he can steal their clothes.


Cory female -quiet, studious type, wears glasses, a tiger in bed


male Kelly .the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of ***


Inga-Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.

Poll....What your name say about you?
Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.


Let's just say it's halfway right.
Reply:what about mariah


:) Report It

Reply:mariah- Huge breasts, but wishes blokes would notice her mind. Report It

Reply:aha i dont sew my self into my trousers! usually... Report It

Reply:Isabella? Report It

Reply:Well Eddy would be close to Edgar and im sometimes call that, lol My sisters name is Aurora though and she would like that description ,lol.
Reply:ok, my real name is hendrick? but henry is close enough,., i think that is so true,., i love science








e=mc2
Reply:Mine says... stereotypical exotic dancer, not too bright but very flexible. Thats some funny stuff there... :D
Reply:Bullshite
Reply:my name isn't on the list, my middle name is though





Funny and sexy, everything a bloke wants in a woman
Reply:Awww,mines not up there...





What do you have for Morgen???








Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.


My middle name lmao
Reply:Well, mines 2/3 right....
Reply:My name is not on the list. My name is John Paul.
Reply:James - can't handle his beer, smells of mayonaise and does wet farts.





That's messed up, I so can handle my beer. =|





The other 2 are right. lmao
Reply:Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.





Those shoes are gayyy
Reply:completely false about me lol
Reply:my name is not on the list.
Reply:I shall reserve comment until edited........








So much better...





You dream of me .... awwww, I'm flattered.


LOL

horns costume

What do you think of my Mock draft? how would you change it?

Miami Long, Chris DE





St. Louis Long, Jake OT





Atlanta Ryan, Matt QB





Oakland Dorsey, Glenn DT





Kansas City Clady, Ryan OT





New York McFadden, Darren RB





New England Gholston, Vernon DE





Baltimore McKelvin, Leodis CB





Cincinnati Ellis, Sedrick DT





New Orleans Rivers, Keith OLB





Buffalo Jackson, DeSean WR





Denver Otah, Jeff OT





Carolina Brohm, Brian QB





Chicago Albert, Branden OG





Detroit Mendenhall, Rashard RB





Arizona Baker, Sam OT





Minnesota Harvey, Derrick DE





Houston Stewart, Jonathan RB





Philadelphia Phillips, Kenny FS





Tampa Bay Rodgers-Cromartie, D. CB





Washington Jenkins, Mike CB





Dallas Talib, Aqib CB





Pittsburgh Sweed, Limas WR





Tennessee Thomas, Devin WR





Seattle Keller, Dustin TE





Jacksonville Adibi, Xavier OLB





San Diego Connor, Dan ILB





Dallas Flowers, Brandon CB





San Francisco Groves, Quentin OLB





Green Bay Cason, Antoine CB





New York Doucet, Early WR

What do you think of my Mock draft? how would you change it?
i like Mendenhall going to Chicago


Albert goes to the Steelers


49ers take Sam Baker or Early Doucet


Keller and Adibi will not go in the first round (fred davis will)


titans will take limas sweed


washington will take derrick harvey or calais campbell


saints should take jenkins or talib because of there poor secondary (vilma and morgan will give them an additional 1 or 2 years to get another linebacker)





i like NE's pic along with buffalo, dallas, GB, and Cinci's along with the top 5 pics
Reply:Harvey to the Vikes is a good pick.
Reply:THe cowboys aren't going to take 2 corners, give us sweed for the first pick and leave the corner for the second
Reply:Raider's get McFadden.
Reply:I like your mock draft but there's just one thing is wrong with it the No.4 pick overall it's not going to be Glenn Dorsey but in fact Darren McFadden. See what going to happen is the Oakland Raiders are going to pick him up and maybe just maybe trade him to the Cowboys for there 2 first rounders or just keep him for themselves.
Reply:I think its a great mock draft. The top 5 may be a little different, but all in all that looks great.
Reply:don't quit your day job
Reply:so copy and paste works well for you? just kidding, I really don't have a clue you can watch college football every chance you get and have no idea where these teams will go for especially not after the first 5 picks or so because teams go after what they need and/ or the best player out there.
Reply:i agree that the raiders will take glenn dorsey instead of darren mcfadden cuz they dont need a RB. desean jaCKson wont be piCKed that early in the draft and the niners will a WR.
Reply:I like doing mock drafts. I think yours is right on, but I don't think Matt Ryan will go that high-maybe eight to the Ravens. The Falcons have two early second round picks, giving them a shot at Delaware's Joe Flacco or Michigan's Chad Henne. A nice projection overall, though!
Reply:buffalo will not draft desean jackson


we need a tall reciever with speed


desean is 5'9 (at the combine)


put Malcolm Kelly or Limas Sweed there


My Mock Draft: What Do You Think?

1.Miami Long, Jake OT, Michigan


2 St. Louis Long, Chris DE, Virginia


3 Atlanta Albert, Branden OG, Virginia


4 Oakland McFadden, Darren RB, Arkansas


5 Kansas City Dorsey, Glenn DT, LSU


6 New York Gholston, Vernon DE, Ohio State


7 New England McKelvin, Leodis CB, Troy


8 Baltimore Ryan, Matt QB, Boston College


9 Cincinnati Rivers, Keith OLB, Southern Cal


10 New Orleans Ellis, Sedrick DT, Southern Cal


12 Denver Clady, Ryan OT, Boise State


13 Carolina Merling, Phillip DE, Clemson


14 Chicago Williams, Chris OT, Vanderbilt


15 Detroit Brohm, Brian QB, Louisville


16 Arizona Mendenhall, Rashard RB, Illinois


17 Kansas City Otah, Jeff OT, Pittsburgh


18 Houston Flowers, Brandon CB, Virginia Tech


19 Philadelphia Doucet, Early WR, LSU


20 Tampa Bay Thomas, Devin WR, Michigan State


21 Washington Phillips, Kenny FS, Miami


22 Dallas Rodgers-Cromartie, D. CB, Tennessee State


23 Pittsburgh Stewart, Jonathan RB, Oregon


24 Tennessee Sweed, Limas WR, Texas


25 Seattle Davis, Fred TE, Southern Cal


26 Jacksonville Campbell, Calais DE, Miami


27 San Diego Connor, Dan ILB, Penn State


28 Dallas Jackson, DeSean WR, California


29 San Francisco Groves, Quentin OLB, Auburn


30 Green Bay Talib, Aqib CB, Kansas


31 New York Balmer, Kentwan

My Mock Draft: What Do You Think?
I'll just go through the guys you have tabbed as 1st rounders who almost definitely will not be picked in the 1st round.





Calais Campbell had a HORRIBLE combine/pro day. He's fat, unmotivated, and out of shape. He's now considered about a 3rd or 4th round pick.





Brandon Flowers has character issues. He'll probably be picked in the 2nd round for that reason.





Early Doucet won't go in the 1st round either. He lacks the explosiveness to be anything more than a good #3 receiver at the next level, so he isn't worth a 1st round pick.





Fred Davis is too inconsistent to warrant a 1st round grade.





Other than that, I like your draft pretty well. I think you've bought into the Brandon Albert hype a little too much. I doubt he'll go quite so soon, even though there is a lot of hype about him right now.
Reply:Tell you the truth, I don't know half these players, seeing as I don't watch college ball. But I'd think that Matt Ryan would be drafted by the Falcons, seeing as they really need a QB to lead the offense well for the next 5-10 years. And I think that the Pats would draft Keith Rivers, seeing as their linebackers are far worse than their CBs right now.
Reply:switch atlanta and kc, brohm is too high. SD will probably take wr, or cb... possibly lb.








EDIT: 49ers fan, you spaz, maybe you should learn about football, patrick willis is a middle linebacker..homo
Reply:Limas Sweed and Matt Ryan won't drop that low.





Brandon albert, early doucet, and Briam Brohm won't go that high.





JAmes HArdy is not there.
Reply:Detroit wont take Brohm they took a QB in the MichState guy in the second round last year. They will take an OT.
Reply:75% correct..
Reply:i dont think dallas will get D. Rodgers-Cromartie

Hiking Shoes

What do you think of my mock draft and what changes would you make?

1 Miami Long, Jake OT,


2 St. Louis Dorsey, Glenn DT,


3 Atlanta Ryan, Matt QB,


4 Oakland Long, Chris DE,


5 Kansas City Albert, Branden OG,


6 New York McFadden, Darren RB,


7 New England Gholston, Vernon DE,


8 Baltimore McKelvin, Leodis CB,


9 Cincinnati Ellis, Sedrick DT,


10 New Orleans Rivers, Keith OLB,


11 Buffalo Thomas, Devin WR,


12 Denver Clady, Ryan OT,


13 Carolina Otah, Jeff OT,


14 Chicago Williams, Chris OT,


15 Detroit Mendenhall, Rashard RB,


16 Arizona Rodgers-Cromartie, D. CB,


17 Minnesota Harvey, Derrick DE,


18 Houston Stewart, Jonathan RB


19 Philadelphia Phillips, Kenny FS


20 Tampa Bay Talib, Aqib CB,


21 Washington Merling, Phillip DE,


22 Dallas Jenkins, Mike CB,


23 Pittsburgh Sweed, Limas WR,


24 Tennessee Jackson, DeSean WR,


25 Seattle Balmer, Kentwan DT,


26 Jacksonville Adibi, Xavier OLB,


27 San Diego Connor, Dan ILB,


28 Dallas Kelly, Malcolm WR


29 San Francisco Mayo, Jerod ILB


30 Green Bay Flowers, Brandon CB,


31 New York Groves, Quentin OLB

What do you think of my mock draft and what changes would you make?
Once again, I will say this...





Its a nice draft. I think Mendenhall will go a bit higher. Probably to 12 at Denver. Even though they have Young its time to get rid of Henry.





Devin Thomas isn't the best WR in the draft, and will probably be replaced by Jackson there.





The 49ers need a good OL instead of another LB. Last year we got Willis, the year before we got Lawson. We don't need to draft 3 straight LB's. Maybe if Mayo is there in the second round where the 49ers have the 7th pick instead of 29th. They should go after Cherlious out of VT for OLine help.





Other than that, it looks solid.





Good luck!!
Reply:No changes really, but i think the Patriots will trade down and take Cromartie.








It looks like you copied this from a NFL site.....
Reply:Pretty good draft but I think if Mendenhall is still on the board at 14 the Bears will take him.
Reply:This looks like the same mock draft out of Sports Illustrated
Reply:i like it for the simple fact that you have Chris Long in Oakland
Reply:looks good as a 'skins fan i'm hoping your 13 goes to 21
Reply:I like looking at mock drafts, but the reality is no one really knows who's going to get picked where. There are so many different scenarios for the top 5. I could see St. Louis taking Chris Long, Vernon Gholston, or Glenn Dorsey. KC might take a DE if there are any worth taking at 5. As a Jets fan I am praying that either Jared Allen stays in KC or Gholston and Long are picked before KC. If Oakland for example takes either Gholston or Long, then that leaves McFadden for the Jets. If Oakland takes McFadden, then KC will take w/e DE is available.


What do you think of my mock draft?

1Miami


Long Jake OT





2St. Louis


Dorsey Glenn DT





3Atlanta


Ryan Matt QB





4Oakland


Long Chris DE





5Kansas City


Clady Ryan OT





6New York


McFadden Darren RB





7New England


Gholston Vernon DE





8Baltimore


McKelvin Leodis CB





9Cincinnati


Ellis Sedrick DT





10New Orleans


Rivers Keith OLB





11Buffalo


Thomas Devin WR





12Denver


Albert Branden OG





13 Carolina


Brohm Brian QB





14Chicago


Otah Jeff OT





15 Detroit


Mendenhall Rashard RB





16Arizona


Williams Chris OT





17Minnesota


Harvey Derrick DE





18Houston


Stewart Jonathan RB





19Philadelphia


Phillips Kenny FS





20Tampa Bay


RodgersCromartie CB





21Washington


Jenkins Mike WR





22Dallas


Talib Aqib CB





23Pittsburgh


Sweed Limas WR





24Tennessee


Jackson DeSean WR





25Seattle


Davis FredTE





26Jacksonville


Adibi Xavier OLB





27San Diego


Connor Dan ILB





28Dallas


Kelly Malcolm WR





29 San Francisco


Mayo Jerod ILB





30Green Bay


Flowers Brandon CB





31New York


Manningham Mario WR

What do you think of my mock draft?
1. i still think fins go with chris long. if you heard the jeff ireland piece, he accidentally revealed that he was going with defense.


2. if jake long is there, the rams will go for him. they already have a crappy oline with a oft injured orlando pace


3. atlanta wont take a QB, why? because QBs demand top dollar and why overpay a QB when you can get a gem in flacco or brohm in the 2nd round and save a ton of money? it makes more sense to go for glenn dorsey or jake long.


4. if chris long is there, then yes. if not then they go for gholston


5. clady at 5? that is a huge reach. clady isnt even top 10 material.


10. saints 2ndary sucks, i think they go for DRC


13. brohm at 13? that is a bigger reach than clady at 5. brohm is a 2nd rounder.


16. az will either go for a CB or RB


19. phillips at 19 is a reach. eagles will go for OL or DL or even WR first.


21. skins wont go for a CB, they need DE more badly


23. Pitt will go for OL after faneca left. either albert if available or cherilus


25. fred davis isnt as good as dustin keller and even then, im not so sure seattle wouldnt go for a RB since alexander sucks and is getting old.


26. they need DT more badly after stroud left. perhaps they go with kentwan balmer (which isnt even in the 1st round of your mock, im not sure why though)


27. i see SD going for a 2ndary guy. either a corner or S.


29. i think SF would rather go for groves than mayo


31. manningham at 31 is a reach. that fools stock is falling fast because he lied during his interviews and tried to email all the GMs that he lied. that shows immaturity and dishonesty. NY goes for phillips if he is there after losing girbril wilson to oakland.
Reply:Brian Brohm at #13? Don't know about that one. He's not even the second best quarterback in the draft and that's high when he'll be available later in the second round.





The only other minor issue is Manningham at #31. I think his stock might have taken a hit with the off the field drug issues, but I don't think he'll fall farther than middle second round.





Good draft overall...
Reply:I think the Gmen will go linebacker, possible Connor of Penn State, Chicago will definately go running back cuz they keep crying about Benson not getting it done, and I think Buffalos pick Devin Thomas is a little high but who knows. Other than that, its awesome.
Reply:eagles takin devin thomqas, limas sweed, malcom kelly or desean jackson
Reply:BRIAN BROHM AT 13?


Brian Brohm won't get picked in the 1st round. He'll get picked in the 2nd or 3rd round.
Reply:GREAT MOCK DRAFT you're the best i know. apply to ESPN
Reply:your mock draft is almost like mine except i have





StL- Chris Long


Atl- Ryan


Oak- Dorsey


If you had to choose........?

if you had to choose between wearing a fall out boy wrist band for the rest of your life, or wearing a the killers shirt at a fall out boy concert during brandon flower's and pete wentz's fude, what would you choose???

If you had to choose........?
i'd wear a FOB wrist band
Reply:fall out boy wrist band
Reply:neither
Reply:The killers shirt because what is fall out boy going to do to you??
Reply:go nude
Reply:hmmm...what about the wrist band for a year or two...can you imagine how sweaty it would get....I wouldnt mind wearing the shirt though......I wore a Entergy Tshirt after hurricane Katrina in Baton Rouge when everyone in that area was angry at entergy(the power company) because they had no power but I didnt have many clean shirts...so...that was strange...anyway...
Reply:Umm............
Reply:none
Reply:OMG,grow up
Reply:the shirt
Reply:fall out boy wrist band


Some mormon festivals?

real ones btw cos its for a school project


ive aready got pioneer day


and also does anyone know any famous mormon people


along the lines of brendon urie or brandon flower


something like that


thnx

Some mormon festivals?
Here is a site that gives a great list of famous LDS folks.





http://www.famousmormons.net/





There are little pageants and things that happen all over the world every year. Most have mentioned the bigger ones. There is the Manti pageant, the Martin Harris pageant, along with other ones. Other countries will have cultural celebrations that are tied in with the church, but those don't happen all that often.
Reply:In addition to Glenn Beck and Gladys Night There are Donnie and Marie Osmond, Mitt Romney, Wilford Brimley, Steve Young, Jane Clayson- are a few others who I can think of off the top of my head.
Reply:Gladys Knight is LDS


Also Glenn Beck (Fox News)
Reply:Chandni I think that different places have different like festivals.


I think you should just do another christian denomination cos then you'll have two christian ones and two Buddhist ones.


yeah i think that's best.
Reply:We don't really have any festivals. Although I guess you could call Pioneer Day/Day's of Forty Seven a festival. We do have pageants. There is the hill cumorah pagent - previously mentioned. Also there is a pageant in Mesa,Arizona and a the Manti Temple pageant in Utah.
Reply:Brandon Flower is the singer for The Killers. Yeah he is Mormon. He grew up in Nephi Utah and moved to Vegas. There is the Hill Cumorah Pageant in Palmyra NY in the summer. Mesa AZ has an Easter pageant every year called Jesus the Christ. At Temple Square in Salt Lake they have the Christmas lights every year that attract a lot of people. Other famous Mormon people would be Steve Young (NFL quarterback), John Heder (Napoleon Dynamite), Ryan Gosling and Torah Bright (pro snowboarder) just to name a few. Oh yeah and me of course. I am a pretty big deal.
Reply:Philo T. Farnsworth invented the Television
Reply:http://www.hillcumorah.org/Pageant/





Plastik--I love the killers....

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Now doesnt the lead singer from The Killers have a funny last name??

The lead singer of the killers is Brandon FLOWER! Who agrees with me that thats a funny name for the band?!

Now doesnt the lead singer from The Killers have a funny last name??
haha, how masculent. lol. he's cute, it's cute. it works
Reply:I don't get it....it isn't the bands last name, its someones last name who is in the band....and its just a name. i see no silliness in it.





whats YOUR last name?? most last names are strange, so whatever.
Reply:So?
Reply:that's funny since they're not flowery--like their songs are more emo.
Reply:That is hilarious!
Reply:Hey! That's my last name too! Silly! I like it- but I spell it FLORES (Spanish for Flowers)
Reply:yes but it is cool
Reply:He is mormon that might explain it a little
Reply:hehhehheh yeh funny
Reply:that is pretty hilarious...lol...i've known people with the last name LOVE
Reply:Anyone remember Mike Flowers %26amp; his Pop Orchestra??





P.S. We had a teacher at school called Mr. Gayford, and I know someone with the surname Bong.
Reply:yep i do.


Anyone like The Killers?

I love them. Brandon flower's (lead singer) voice is magnificent. What's your favorite song?


mine is mr. brightside, tranquilize and shadowplay

Anyone like The Killers?
I love them! They are really good.....! I have been trying to get tickets forever! I love "Mr. Brightside" and "When You Were Young"
Reply:OMGosh, I love his voice too, very unique!


My favorites are When You Were Young (absolutely awesome on Guitar Hero 3), Somebody Told Me, Mr. Brightside, and Read My Mind. I can't wait to get a bigger ipod so I can put all their good stuff on there!
Reply:my Favorite band :) .......


Jenny was a friend of Mine


All these things I've Done


On top


Smile like you Mean It


Somebody told Me


Sam's Town


Sweet Talk
Reply:Love Em !





i love all their songs.





first album : AMAZING.





second album : blah. i liked their old look/sound better.
Reply:SOMEBODY TOLD ME!!!
Reply:LOVE THEM! I enjoy all of their songs but for some reason I am drawn to Read My Mind and Smile Like You Mean It. Great band!
Reply:no


Brandon Flowers?

is the hottest man alive. I just saw them in concert 2 days ago, and I now love him even more!

Brandon Flowers?
luv the killers





couldn't agree more!!!!!!
Reply:he is hot


and his band is great my favorite in fact
Reply:hes hot...but not the hottest alive..





What is branon flower wearing???

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos...





on his neck?

What is branon flower wearing???
weird

rain roots

Who should the Packers draft and sign in Free Agency 2008?

Just wondering who you guys thought the Packers should get this offseason.





This is what I think they should do:


1st Round Pick- trade for 2nd, 3rd, %26amp; 4th Round Picks


2nd Round- Brandon Flowers CB


2nd Round (from trade)- Fred Davis TE


3rd Round- trade for 4th Rd (2009) and 5th Rd (2008)


3rd Round (from trade)- Heath Benedict OT


4th Round- Roy Schuening OG


4th Round (from trade)- Frank Okam DT


5th Round- Jordy Nelson WR


5th Round (from trade)- Jeremy Zuttah OT


6th Round- don't have one (part of Ryan Grant trade)


7th Round- Bo Ruud OLB





Free Agency:


Jared Allen DE


Marion Barber III HB





Release:


Craig Nall


Shaun Bodiford


Vernand Morency


Frank Walker


Orrin Thompson


Ryan Krause


Bubba Franks


Conrad Bolston


Joe Porter


Ryan Keenan


Cameron Stephenson


Cliff Washburn


Alfred Malone


Carlyle Holiday


Noah Herron


Tyrone Culver


Ryan Powdrell


Tony Palmer


Tyson Walter


Colin Cole

Who should the Packers draft and sign in Free Agency 2008?
Sign a Defensive back, d-lineman and maybe a linebacker(possibly Dan Morgan)
Reply:i dont think they should release bubba franks until fred davis proves himself as a good tight end. they have to keep craig nall as a third string QB. they dont really need marion barber if they keep ryan grant. dallas wont let marion go.
Reply:If they release Craig Nall then they only have two quarterbacks.


My VERY New 2008 NFL Mock Draft: Tell me which picks you like and dislike and the reason.?

MIA- OT Jake Long (Mich.)


STL- DT Glenn Dorsey (LSU)


ATL- QB Matt Ryan (BC)


OAK- DE Chris Long (Virginia)


KC- OT Ryan Clady (Boise State)


NYJ- RB Darren McFadden (Arkansas)


NE- LB/DE Vernon Gholston (OSU)


BAL- OT Ryan Clady (Boise St.)


CIN- DT Sedrick Ellis (USC)


NO- CB Leodis McKelvin (Troy)


BUF- CB Dominuqe Rodgers-Cromartie (Tenn. St.)


DEN- LB Keith Rivers (USC)


CAR- OL Jeff Otah (Pittsburgh)


CHI- OL Branden Albert (Virginia)


DET- RB Rashard Mendenhall (Illinois)


ARZ- OL Chris Williams (Vanderbilt)


MIN- DE Derrick Harvey (Florida)


HOU- CB Aqib Talib (Kansas)


PHI- S Kenny Phillips (Mia)


TAM- DE/DT Phillip Merling (Clemson)


WAS- WR Limas Sweed (Texas)


DAL- RB Jonathan Stewart (Oregon)


PIT- OL Gosder Cherilus (BC)


TEN- WR DeSean Jackson (Cal)


SEA- DT Kentwan Balmer (UNC)


JAC- DE/LB Quentin Groves (Aub)


SD- CB Mike Jenkins (USF)


DAL- CB Brandon Flowers (VT)


SF- LB Jerod Mayo (Tenn.)


GB- DE Calais Cambell (Mia)


NYG- LB Dan Connor (PSU)

My VERY New 2008 NFL Mock Draft: Tell me which picks you like and dislike and the reason.?
i like the fact that Chris Long goes to the Raiders , first cause the Raiders help help of the defensive line and second he is the son of Howie Long a former Raider who is in the Hall of fame
Reply:I like the Fact the first 4. I hate the fact that Darren McFadden is going to the Jets and Vernon Gholston should be 6th. Every one else except i don't see Early Doucet.
Reply:I DONT LIKE HOW U HAVE KENNY PHILPS GOING SO HIGH AND U HAVE CALAIS CAMBELL GOING SO LOW THE GIANTS R GOING TO GET KENNY PHILPS THATS IN EVERYONES MOCK DRAFT
Reply:Great Job I agree with you. Now you can be on Espn with Kiper.
Reply:Where is Brian Brohm?


That matt Ryan guy is a joke... If anyone can give me a answer as to how Ryan is better then Brohm, please do.
Reply:Its a good draft, but Ryan won't go the Falcons.
Reply:im tired of mock drafts i just gota wait one more week so can we shhhhhhhhhhhhh


What do you think of my mock draft?

1. Miami – Jake Long OT, Michigan


2. St. Louis - Chris Long DE, Virginia


3. Atlanta – Glenn Dorsey DT, LSU


4. Oakland – Darren McFadden RB, Arkansas


5. Kansas City – Brandan Albert OG/OT, Virginia


6. New York Jets – Vernon Gholston DE, OSU


7. New Orleans – Sedrick Ellis DT, USC


8. Baltimore – Matt Ryan QB, Boston College


9. Cincinnati – Ryan Clady OT, Boise State


10. New England – Keith Rivers OLB, USC


11. Buffalo – Devin Thomas WR, MSU


12. Denver – Chris Williams OT, Vanderbilt


13. Carolina – Jeff Otah OT, Pittsburgh


14. Chicago – Rashard Mendenhall RB, Illinois


15. Detroit – Jonathan Stewart RB, Oregon


16. Arizona – Dominique Roberts-Cromartie CB, TSU


17. Kansas City – Derreck Harvey DE, Florida


18. Houston – Mike Jenkins CB, USF


19. Philadelphia – Desean Jackson WR, California


20. Tampa Bay – Leodis McKelvin CB, USC


21. Washington – Phillip Merling DE, Clemson


22. Dallas – Felix Jones RB, Arkansas


23. Pittsburgh - Aqib Talib CB Kansas


24. Tennessee – Limas Sweed WR, Texas


25. Seattle – Dustin Keller TE, Purdue


26. Jacksonville – Calais Campbell DE, Miami


27. San Diego – Gosider Cherilus OT, BC


28. Dallas – Malcom Kelly WR, Oklahoma


29. San Francisco – James Hardy WR, Indiana


30. Green Bay – Brandon Flowers CB, Virginia Tech


31. New York Giants – Kenny Phillips S, Miami

What do you think of my mock draft?
Prolly one of the best ones, it is very similar to mine.





I would switch Long and Dorsey around though.





And I doubt my team will take Aqib Talib, their offensive line needs are much more.
Reply:two problems with the Dallas picks.





1. they wont pass up on Talib as he is ranked very high on their draft boards.





2. they wont select Kelly over Hardy. when Kelly is not a first round talent after his bad runnings.





Pitt wont select Talib over Cherilus.





San Fran will select Manningham





Green Bay will choose Cason over Flowers.





wheres Mayo definite first rounder 2morrow.
Reply:very good ! I am positive you got #1 right lol... My opinion KC goes d-line with 5 cedric ellis? and best OT at 17... I dont think Wash will pass on WR Sweed if he is there at 21.. they pretty high on him. They even took their QB to meet him yesterday.
Reply:JDB is a 2nd-4th round QB for the above poster.








kelly and keller will not go in the 1st.\








chiefs have #17 from minnesota, they can wait on OT until that pick.
Reply:Good job. I like the my teams pick of, Brandon Flowers. Really great job. Also, I think Calais Campbell to Jacksonville would be an excellent pick.
Reply:St. Louis likes Dorsey more than long. Long will go to the chiefs.McKelvin is much better than Jenkins and Cromartie.


Other than that your mock draft is pretty solid.
Reply:its alright but 2 things I see as a big problem...





-Malcolm Kelly will not be a 1st rounder after his 4.7 40 at his pro-day





-Jarod Mayo is not in the first round on your mock, he will be a 1st round pick
Reply:You were on point until that 23rd pick. Ain't no way we're getting that dude. He'll be loooooong gone by then. I'm thinking Gosider Cherilus. Remember, we need O Line help first.
Reply:i can see every pick happning, send it to ESPN and maybe u cud get mel kiper jrs job lol cuz he has like 30% accuracy i heard in the 1st round lol other words.... HE SUCKS!
Reply:I love it!
Reply:dam you must of had alot of time on your hands
Reply:Very well thought out but where is John David Booty?
Reply:The only major differences i see would be switching 2 and 3 and moving Matt Ryan up. i don't know who i'd switch him with though.


Son g help please sounds like the killers, "1981"...?

Hi,





When I was staying with a friend in Ireland I saw a video on MTV2 UK for a song that I thought was called "1981" the name of the band I was something like the Frills or the Kills, or something similar, but from what I found online it's neither of those. The video was very 80's themed and had breakdancing Lego characters in it, and part of the lyrics are ..."I felt (or caught) a glimpse...of (something) in 1981" Does anyone have any idea who this is? I loved the song, and would like to know more about the band. I wish I had written the name down when it flashed on the screen quickly. Also, the singer's voice sounded similar to Brandon Flowers from the Killers, but it definitely wasn't the Killers. Thanks!!

Son g help please sounds like the killers, "1981"...?
Hi, it definately is one of these.





1981


Artist: Kevin Seconds


1981


Artist: Toxoplasma


1981


Artist: Seagull


1981


Artist: Public Image Limited


1981


Artist: Public Image Ltd
Reply:i have no clue! i typed in some of what you thought you heard and i couldn't find anything, sorry.i also typed in 1981 but it didn't work. if you saw this song on MTV, you might want to check out their website, which is MTV.com, to see if they have this song still. good luck with that : )

shoe labels

How does my nfl mock draft look?

1 jake long 2 chris long 3 glenn dorsey 4 darren mcfadden 5 vernon gholston 6 dominique rodgers-cromartie 7 kieth rivers 8 matt ryan 9 sedrick ellis 10 leodis mckelvin 11 malcom kelly 12 jeff otah 13 ryan clady 14 chris williams 15 rashard mendenhall 16 aqib talib 17 mike jenkins 18 jonathan stewart 19 devin thomas 20 desean jackson 21 derrick harvey 22 limas sweed 23 goster cherilas 24 kentwan balmer 25 dustin keller 26 calias campbell 27 brandon flowers 28 felix jones 29 mario manningham 30 kenny phillips 31 NONE 32 dan conner

How does my nfl mock draft look?
cool?
Reply:Raiders already said Gholtson is their man....(they have 6 NFL running backs..and 3 of them make 17 million between them)..EVERYONE laughs but i think Atl takes McFadden at 3 to have a 2 backs.....people say they have Turner(he hasnt carried the ball more than 17 times in a game yet...and hasnt caught 2 passes in a game yet in his career)..plus losing Hall they have NO return man...McFaden will be a returner day1....Ellis maybe the BEST player in this draft i he will be a STEAL anywhere after 4.....i think Ryan falls from top 10 (Falcons say they want a BIG arm QB..Ravens say Trot smith will get a shot) so i see Ryan to Bears,Panthers, or G.Bay..
Reply:Why would Sedrick Ellis slip to #9? Glenn Dorsey has injury concern and probably be the one to slip out of top 5. Malcomn Kelly just ran 4.68 at the Pro Day. He will not be the first receiver draft with that kind of time. Besides, the Pats are interested in corner. If Leodis McKelvin is there at #7, he will be their pick. Manningham should be a second round pick. Miami can go with Chris Long #1 because Parcell loves defense. It is hard to tell how the draft will go. So any guess is as good as another.
Reply:mock wiz here:





-i dont think oak takes dmac. they already have jordon, rhodes, fargas, and bush. why take another one? they will take gholston or ellis


-KC will go with OL, its obvious thats their #1 need after roaf retired, LJ sucked last year. they go for branden albert


-jets take dmac


-NE needs 2ndary help more badly than LB, they take mckelvin


-if mckelvin is gone, saints go with DRC


-kelly will not go that high, i guarantee it. he ran horrible at his pro day, he might even fall out of the 1st round. bills if they want a receiver take devin thomas, although they need a CB after losing clements, they ranked 29th in pass D


-vikings dont go for CB, they need DE more badly. they go for harvey


-if thomas is gone, eagles go with DE or kelly or jackson


-if harvey is gone, skins take campbell or merling


-cowboys need CB more badly than WR/RB brandon flowers could be here


-VY needs someone to throw to, they go with a WR


- manningham is falling out of the 1st after lying in his interviews. 9ers will not take a receiver in the 1st or 2nd. they can get a good WR in the 3rd or 4th. 9ers will take OL or DL or LB. perhaps quentin groves


-GB needs a CB maybe flowers if there or cason


-giants take kenny phillips
Reply:real good ... love mendenhall to the lions baby


Mock Draft Game?

ok. lets make the NFL Draft more exciting. post your own Mock Draft of the 1st Round. scoring will go as this:





1 Point- for guessing the correct position a team picked


2 Points- for guessing the name of the player and position he plays.





the one who has the most points by the end of the 1st Round wins the Best Answer. i will also compare it to my own Mock Draft.





1. Miami- OT Jake Long


2. Rams- DE Chris Long


3. Falcons- DT Glen Dorsey


4. Oakland- HB Darren McFadden


5. Chiefs- OLB/DE Vernon Gholston


6. Jets- WR Limas Sweed


7. Patriots- DT Sedric Ellis


8. Ravens- QB Matt Ryan


9. Bengals- OLB Keith Rivers


10. Saints- CB Dominque Rodgers-Cromartie


11. Bills- WR Devin Thomas


12. Broncos- WR Desean Jackson


13. Panthers- DE Derrick Harvey


14. Bears- OT Chris Williams


15. Lions- CB Mike Jenkins


16. Cardinals- OT Jeff Otah


17. Chiefs- WR James Hardy


18. Texans- DE Phillip Merling


19. Eagles- WR Malcolm Kelly


20. Buccaneers- CB Brandon Flowers


21. Redskins- OT Ryan Clady


22. Cowboys- WR Early Doucet


23. Steelers- OT Gosder Cherilus


24. Titans- WR Mario Manningham


25.Seahawks- RB Felix Jones


26. Jaguars- DE Calais Campbell


27. Chargers- SS Dajuan Morgan


28. Cowboys- RB Rashard Mendenhall


29. 49ers- QB Brian Brohm


30. Packers- CB Aqib Talib


31. Giants- FS Kenny Phillips

Mock Draft Game?
1. Miami- OT Jake Long


2. Rams- DE Chris Long


3. Falcons- QB Matt Ryan


4. Oakland- HB Darren McFadden


5. Chiefs- OLB/DE Vernon Gholston


6. Jets- DT Glen Dorsey


7. Patriots- DT Sedric Ellis


8. Ravens- WR Limas Sweed


9. Bengals- OLB Keith Rivers


10. Saints- WR Devin Thomas


11. Bills- CB Dominque Rodgers-Cromartie


12. Broncos- WR Desean Jackson


13. Panthers- DE Derrick Harvey


14. Bears- OT Jeff Otah


15. Lions- CB Mike Jenkins


16. Cardinals- OT Chris Williams


17. Chiefs- WR James Hardy


18. Texans- DE Phillip Merling


19. Eagles- WR Malcolm Kelly


20. Buccaneers- CB Brandon Flowers


21. Redskins- OT Ryan Clady


22. Cowboys- RB Rashard Mendenhall


23. Steelers- OT Gosder Cherilus


24. Titans- WR Mario Manningham


25.Seahawks- RB Felix Jones


26. Jaguars- DE Calais Campbell


27. Chargers- SS Dajuan Morgan


28. Cowboys- WR Early Doucet


29. 49ers- QB Brian Brohm


30. Packers- CB Aqib Talib


31. Giants- FS Kenny Phillips
Reply:Cowboys picks are definately wrong...We will take Felix Jones at 22 and at 28 Brandon Flowers, Kenny Phillips, or Aquib Talib
Reply:1. Miami- OT Jake Long


2. Rams- DE Chris Long


3. Falcons- QB Matt Ryan


4. Oakland- DT Glenn Dorsey


5. Chiefs- OLB/DE Vernon Gholston


6. Jets- WR RD Darren McFadden


7. Patriots- LB Keith Rivers


8. Ravens- CB Leodis McKelvin


9. Bengals- DT Sedrick Ellis


10. Saints- CB Dominque Rodgers-Cromartie


11. Bills- CB Mike Jenkins


12. Broncos- OT Ryan Clady


13. Panthers- DE Jonathan Stewart


14. Bears- RB Rashard Mendenhall


15. Lions- LB Aqib Talib


16. Cardinals- OT Jeff Otah


17. Chiefs- DE Derrick Harvey


18. Texans- OT Branden Albert


19. Eagles- LB Jarrod Mayo


20. Buccaneers- WR Mario Manningham


21. Redskins- S Kenny Phillips


22. Cowboys- RB Felix Jones


23. Steelers- OT Chris Williams


24. Titans- WR Desean Jackson


25.Seahawks- OT Gosder Cherilus


26. Jaguars- DE Calais Campbell


27. Chargers- SS Dajuan Morgan


28. Cowboys- CB Brandon Flowers


29. 49ers- QB Joe Flacco


30. Packers- CB Antoine Cason


31. Giants- DE Phillip Merling
Reply:1 mia--ot jake long


2 stl--de chris long


3 atl--trade--saints pick dt glenn dorsey


4 oak--de vernon gholston


5 kc--qb matt ryan


6 nyj--rb d mac


7 ne--lb keith rivers


8 bal--ot ryan clady


9 cin-- dt sedrick ellis


10 no--atl falcons pick cb dominique rogers-cromartie


11 buf--cb leodis mckelvin


12 den--lb jerod mayo


13 car--ot jeff otah


14 chi--rb rashard mendenhall


15 det--cb mike jenkins


16 ariz de derrick harvey


17 kc--ot chris williams


18 hou--rb jonathan stewart


19 phi--de phillip merling


20 tb--wr devin thomas


21 was--wr limas sweed


22 dal--rb felix jones


23 pit--g brandon albert


24 ten--wr james hardy


25 sea--dt kentwan balmer


26 jax--de calais campbell


27 sd--ot gosder cherilius


28 dal--wr desean jackoson


29 sf--wr early doucet


30 gb--cb brandon flowers


31 nyg--fs kenny phillips


32 ne--*forfeited for cheating
Reply:1 Miami- OT Jake Long


2 St. Louis- DT Glen Dorsey


3 Atlanta- QB Matt Ryan


4 Oakland- DE Chris Long


5 K. City- OL Brandon Albert


6 NY Jets- RB Darren McFadden


7 N England- CB Leodis McKelvin


8 Baltimore- DE Vernon Gholston


9 Cincinatti- DT Sedrick Ellis


10 N. Orleans- CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie


11 Buffalo- WR Limas Sweed


12 Denver- OT Ryan Clady


13 Carolina- RB Rashard Mendenhall


14 Chicago- OLB Keith Rivers


15 Detroit- ILB Jerod Mayo


16 Arizona- CB Aqib Talib


17 K. City- DE Philip Merling


18 Houston- RB Jonathan Stewart


19 Eagles- WR Desean Jackson


20 Tampa Bay- CB Mike Jenkins


21 Washington- WR Malcolm Kelly


22 Dallas- RB Felix Jones


23 Pittsburgh- OT Jeff Otah


24 Tenesee- WR Devin Thomas


25 Seattle- WR James Hardy


26 Jacksonville- DE Derrick Harvey


27 San Diego- OT Gosder Cherilus


28 Dallas- WR Early Doucet


29 San Francisco- DE Calais Campbell


30 Green Bay- TE Dustin Keller


31 N. England- ** ******** *******


32 NY Giants- CB Justin King
Reply:1. Miami- OT Jake Long


2. Rams- DT Glen Dorsey


3. Falcons- QB Matt Ryan


4. Oakland- DE Chris Long


5. Chiefs- OLB/DE Vernon Gholston


6. Jets- RB Darren McFadden


7. Patriots- OLB Keith Rivers


8. Ravens- OT Ryan Clady


9. Bengals- DT Sedric Ellis


10. Saints- CB Dominque Rodgers-Cromartie


11. Bills- WR Desean Jackson


12. Broncos- WR Malcom Kelly


13. Panthers- DE Derrick Harvey


14. Bears- RB Rashard Mendenhall


15. Lions- CB Leodis McKelvin


16. Cardinals- RB Felix Jones


17. Chiefs- OT Chris Williams


18. Texans- OT Jeff Otah


19. Eagles- WR Limas Sweed


20. Buccaneers- CB Mike Jenkins


21. Redskins- WR Devin Thomas


22. Cowboys- CB Agib Talib


23. Steelers- WR Early Doucet


24. Titans- WR Mario Manningham


25.Seahawks- RB Jonathan Stewart


26. Jaguars- LB Mayo


27. Chargers- SS Deshaun Morgan


28. Cowboys- DT Kentwan Balmer


29. 49ers- DE Calias Campbell


30. Packers- CB Brandon Flowers


31. Giants- OT Gosder Cherilus


2008 NFL Mock Draft Picks 1-10 (Tell Me What You Think)?

1.Dolphins- DE Chris Long


2.Rams- DT Glenn Dorsey


3.Falcons- QB Matt Ryan


4.Raiders- RB Darren McFadden (Or DT Sedrick Ellis)


5.Chiefs- OT Jake Long


6.Jets- DT Sedrick Ellis (If Raiders Don’t Take him, And If They Do RB Darren McFadden)


7.Patriots- DE Vernon Gholson


8.Ravens- QB Brian Brohm


9.Bengals- DE Derrick Harvey


10.Saints- CB Leodis McKelvin (Or CB Brandon Flowers)

2008 NFL Mock Draft Picks 1-10 (Tell Me What You Think)?
As others have said, this is a very realistic mock draft. Everything in it makes sense for all the teams. The only wild card is the Dolphins who have so many needs, they may choose to address a different issue or trade the pick if they can.
Reply:go to Scottsfootball.com Report It

Reply:mock drafts suck!!!!! there cool if someone else does them and you are not cool!!!
Reply:it's a nice one, pretty reasonable. here are my takes on it though:





i feel that sedrick ellis is better than dorsey because dorsey is a big health risk, i dont know if they want to invest all that money on someone who cant stay healthy.


the ravens do need a QB, however i think they could get andre woodson in the 2nd round or joe flacco or chad henne in the 2nd/3rd. i think they need a LT to replace ogden.


i think 9 is a little too high for harvey, he would have to have a monster combine to jump that high.


saints 2ndary sucks, no doubt but i think 10 is too high for mckelvin. ive heard rumors that asante samuel is signing with NO once free agency begins. so if he does sign with NO, then they dont need a CB anymore in the 1st.
Reply:I think it's a reasonable top 10. I do think the Dolphins may go DT rather than DE as they have Taylor %26amp; Roth but other than that not bad.
Reply:Honestly, I think I have seen this exact Mock Draft on a website.


http://www.nfldraftcountdown.com/sub/moc...





Not exactly but pretty close.You can't tell until after the free agent period when teams needs change, but a nice try.
Reply:Dallas cheats so they will have a top pick


Do you like this mock draft?

ok so it is a little weird obvisouly I dont know 3/4/5 (coin flip) but without the combine I think its alright (if you have a better one I like to see others opinions)


1. Dolphins- Glenn Dorsey – DT LSU


2. Rams- Chris Long – DE Virginia


3. Raiders Jake Long - OT Michigan


4. Falcons Darren McFadden RB Arkansa


5. Chiefs Matt Ryan – QB Boston College


6. Jets Calais Campbell - DE Miami


7Patriots Rashard Mendenhall - RB Illinois


8. Ravens Ryan Clady - OT Boise State


9. Cincinnati Bengals Vernon Gholston - DE Ohio State


10. Saints Kenny Phillips - FS Miami


11. Bills Dan Conner LB Penn State


12. Broncos Keith Rivers - LB USC


13. Panthers Andre' Woodson QB Kentucky


14. Bears Brian Brohm QB Louisville


15. Lions Brandon Flowers - CB Virginia Tech


16. Cardinals Jonathan Stewart - RB Oregon


17. Vikings- Desean Jackson WR California


18. Texans Sam Baker - OT USC


19. Eagles Gosder Cherilus - OT Boston College


20. Bucs Reggie Smith - CB Oklahoma


21. Redskins Lawrence Jackson DE - USC


22. Cowboys (From Cleveland Browns) Mario Manningham - WR Michigan


23. Steelers Aqib Talib - CB Kansas


24. Titans Malcolm Kelly - WR Oklahoma


25. Seahawks Steve Slaton - RB West Virginia


26. Jaguars James Hardy - WR Indiana


27 Chargers Xavier Adibi - LB Virginia Tech


28. Cowboys Antoine Cason -CB Arizona


29. 49ers Early Doucet - WR LSU


30. Packers Felix Jones - RB Arkansas


31. Giants Derrick Harvey - DE Florida


32. FORFEIGHTED FOR CHEATING

Do you like this mock draft?
The Bills have bigger needs than linebacker -- wide receiver, defensive line and cornerback come to mind.
Reply:Where is sedrick ellis in this draft? He is predicted to go top 10 and hes not even in your first round... Report It

Reply:the lions like to waste their first pick on a WR
Reply:yes but it too much
Reply:Yes. It is absolutely the best mock draft i have ever seen. Good job man.
Reply:I like it. I'm a little iffy on the #5 pick for the Chiefs. Herm has been talking that he doesn't see Ryan as a QB that can instantly turn the franchise around and they have a lot more pressing needs right now - particularly the o-lne. They aren't going to draft a QB with their first pick unless they're as close to sure as they can be that he'll turn into a franchise QB in the near future. Honestly, I see them taking Jake Long if he's still available or Sam Baker. Those two are much safer picks for a team thats rebuilding. Plus, a better o-line is going to help Croyle and also help LJ return to his past form.
Reply:No. I don't think Brian Brohm is entering the draft.

rodeo buckle

What do u guys think of my mock draft for the 2008 NFL Draft?

1 Mia Jake Long OT Mich


2 Stl Chris Long DE Virginia


3 Atl Glenn Dorsey DT LSU


4 Oak Darren McFadden RB Ark


5 KC Sedrick Ellis DT USC


6 NYJVernon Gholston DE OSU


7 NE Keith Rivers LB USC


8 Bal Matt Ryan QB BC


9 Cin Derrick Harvey DE Florida


10 NO Leodis McKelvin CB Troy


11 Buf Dominque Rodgers Cromartie CB Tenn St.


12 Den Ryan Clandy OT Boise St


13 Car Branden Albert OT Virginia


14 Chi Chris Williams OT Vandy


15 Det Rashard Mendenhall RB Illiinois


16 Ari Mike Jenkins CB South Florida


17 Min Jeff Otah OT Pitt


18 Hou Jonathan Stewart RB Oregon


19 Phi Devin Thomas WR Mich St.


20 TB Jerrod Mayo LB Tenn


21 Was Phillip Merling DE Clemson


22 Dal Aquib Talib CB Kansas


23 Pit Goster Childrus OT BC


24 Ten Limas Sweed WR Texas


25 Sea Desean Jackson WR Cal


26 Jax Calais Campbell DE Miami


27 SD Kenny Philips S Miami


28 SF Quentin Groves DE Auburn


29 GB Brandon Flowers CB VT


30 NYG Dan Connor LB Penn St.


what do u guys think? picks u like? picks u don't like?

What do u guys think of my mock draft for the 2008 NFL Draft?
Pretty good.


My Bears picking C. Williams isn't a pretty or glamorous choice, but he should be a ten yr starter; be starting before halfway through the season probably.


Email this to Mel Kiper Jr. see what he thinks hehehe


:)
Reply:Your missing somebody...





The 49ers have the 29th pick in the draft...not 28...





Lol...





AHahahah...





It would have been great except for that little slip up...ahahah





Lol...





Good luck!!
Reply:I think its pretty accurate. But the giants might go Safety this year and take Kenny Phillips.
Reply:Where is Kentwan Balmer? Besides that and the Bucs pick, its pretty good.


Oh yeah and you forgot Dallas' 28 pick
Reply:lol you missed dallas 28th pick


My 2008 NFL Mock Draft (2nd Round)?

Round 1





1. Dolphins- Matt Ryan QB


2. Rams- Chris Long DE


3. Falcons- Darren McFadden RB


4. Raiders- Sedrick Ellis DT


5. Chiefs- Jake Long T


6. Jets- Vernon Gholston DE


7. Patriots- Leodis McKelvin CB


8. Ravens- Dominique Rodgers Cromartie CB


9. Bengals- Phillip Merling DE


10. Saints- Glenn Dorsey DT


11. Bills- Mike Jenkins CB


12. Broncos- Keith Rivers LB


13. Panthers- Rashard Mendenhall RB


14. Bears- Ryan Clady T


15. Lions- Aqib Talib CB


16. Cardinals- Derrick Harvey DE


17. Vikings- Malcolm Kelly WR


18. Texans- Kenny Philips S


19. Eagles- Limas Sweed WR


20. Buccaneers- Chris Williams T


21. Redskins- Quentin Groves DE


22. Cowboys- Kentwan Balmer DT


23. Steelers- Jeff Otah T


24. Titans- Early Doucet WR


25. Seahawks- Jonathan Stewart RB


26. Jaguars- Lawerence Jackson DE


27. Chargers- Branden Albert G


28. Cowboys- James Hardy WR


29. 49ers- DeSean Jackson WR


30. Packers- Brandon Flowers CB


31. Giants- Dan Connor LB





Round 2





32. Dolphins- Carl Nicks T


33. Rams- Gosder Cherilus T


34. Raiders- Mario Manningham WR


35. Chiefs- Antoine Cason CB


36. Jets- Marcus Howard LB/DE


37. Falcons- Brian Brohm QB


38. Ravens- Calias Campbell DE


39. 49ers- Xavier Adibi LB


40. Saints- Erin Henderson LB


41. Bills- Devin Thomas WR


42. Broncos- Pat Sims DT


43. Panthers- Sam Baker T


44. Bears- Chris Johnson RB


45. Lions- Jerod Mayo LB


46. Bengals- Shawn Crable LB


47. Vikings- Reggie Smith CB/S


48. Falcons- Dre Moore DT


49. Eagles- Cliff Avril DE


50. Cardinals- Terrell Thomas CB


51. Redskins- Josh Barrett S


52. Buccaneers- Chad Henne QB


53. Steelers- Tracy Porter CB


54. Titans- Fred Davis TE


55. Seahawks- Dustin Keller TE


56. Browns- Red Bryant DT


57. Dolphins- Curtis Lofton LB


58. Jaguars- Andre Woodson QB


59. Cowboys- Ray Rice RB


60. Packers- Ezra Butler LB


61. Colts- Trevor Laws DT


62. Patriots- Chilo Rachal G


63. Giants- Eddie Royal WR

My 2008 NFL Mock Draft (2nd Round)?
sounds good for the falcons... sort of. darren mcfadden worries me about his behavior... brian brohm... he'll be pretty good.





jaguars wont need andre woodson. if anything he'll be a backup.
Reply:the browns have only a 4-7 pick i want browns to get shawn crable lb out of mi Report It

Reply:Chachi is the best
Reply:Cheezy cheated. He's got a time machine in his basement.
Reply:Looks similar to what I have seen on various website mock drafts. I don't know why people are placing Matt Ryan as # 1 draft pick. I have seen many of his games here in Boston and his decision making is questionable and he had 10 picks in 2006 and 19 picks in 2007.Not only that he didn't play well in the last few games of the season when BC just had to win 1 game to get a good bowl invite. But who knows the draft is always a roll of the dice .
Reply:Couple of stand out mistakes i see....





Dorsey is way ahead of Merling and he will not go 10th





Cowboys signed Tank Johnson. and still have Ferguson. Why get another DT?





Calais Campbell won't slip to the second. He is a beast and I think he will go ahead of Harvey. ( hopefully the Cards pick him up )
Reply:I like the Bears picks
Reply:No way we pick up Matt Ryan.





Is ryan the best qb in the draft? Yes.





Is he worth first overall? No.





Give us either OT Jake Long or DE Chris Long. 2nd round is ok, but I like Gosder better as a RT.
Reply:Pretty good, but i dont think Dorsey slips to Saints. No way will the Bengals pass him if hes there, and i dont care about his injuries
Reply:uhh, I dought Glenn Dorsey will be tenth